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Santa Jokes to tell at
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Rudolf, elves and Santa jokes,

Snow and snowmen jokes

Jack Frost Jokes

Animals and birds Christmas jokes

Knock knock Christmas jokes

General Christmas jokes


treeWhat goes "oh, oh, oh??

Sent in by
Harriet and Bryony
11 and 10


treeWhat goes red white red white red white?

Sent in by
Jacob age 10


treeWhat does Father Christmas always go down the chimney?

Sent in by
Jacob age 10


treeWhat does Santa Claus' cat want for Christmas?

Sent in by
Jamie age 8


treeWho looks after Father Christmas when he's ill?

Sent in by
Patrick O'Keefe age  6


Who gives presents and bites people?

Sent in by
Rebecca Farrell
Age 7


What is Father Christmas' favourite drink?

Sent in by
Alexandra Luckett,


 

Who is Santa's most famous elf?

  Sent in by
Russell age 10 CANADA

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

 

Where did Santa get his fridge from ?

  Sent in by
Holly Harvey

 

What is Father Christmas' wife called ?

  Sent in by
Holly Harvey

 

Mary said to Santa, "what's that out-side?"
Santa replied "it's Reindeer (Rain Dear)"

  Sent in by
Lewis B

 

Why does Santa have a garden?

  Sent in by
Matthew Adamson

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move?


Sent in by
Sergio Garcia


What do you say to Santa Claus when he is taking the register at school?


Sent in by
Alex Bratton


Where does Santa go to learn how to slide down chimneys?


Sent in by
C Waine


Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Sent in by
Natasha


Where does Santa's little helpers go to relax?

Sent in by
Alexandra


What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?


Sent in by
Abigail Cresswell


What does Rudolph want for Christmas?

Sent in by
Shane McCourt


What do u get if u cross santa and a detective?

 Sent in by
Aoife
Belfast


What do you call Santa Claus's dog?

 Sent in by
Daniel Teggert
Tudhoe Colliery,
Co. Durham


What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

 Sent in by
Harry G


What do elves learn at elf school?

 Sent in by
Richard B


What is Rudolph favourite day of the year?

 Sent in by
Ravhel
From Co Armagh


A little boy asked Santa what he did in the off-season. Santa replied,"Well, I do have three gardens."
The little boy asked Santa why he had three.
Santa chuckled and said," So I can ho,ho,ho!"

 Sent in by
Samantha
from Texas


Who says "oh oh oh" ?

Sent in by
Blaine Woodman

How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?

Rudolf, elves and Santa jokes,

Snow and snowmen jokes

Jack Frost Jokes

Animals and birds Christmas jokes

Knock knock Christmas jokes

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