KIDS FUN ZONE JOKES

What is black when u buy it, red when u use it and grey when u throw it away?

Why are cooks cruel?

Why don't the most popular crisps
run a marathon?

When is it a dinosaurs favourite day to eat?

There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert.
What do you think his wife said?

There was a man who bought a hamster into the vets.
He said to the vet "he won't move."
The vet replied "he's dead!."
The man said, "No, I don't believe you"
So the vet brought a Labrador dog in but he shook his head.
The man still didn't believe the vet, so he brought a cat in. The cat shook his head
"See I told you" said the vet ."Well that's £1,250"
The man said "£1,250!"
The vet said "Yes, you had a lab report and a cat scan."

How do you make milk shake ?

What do you call a cat with a spade?

What do you call a cat without a spade?

Is it possible for someone to marry a widows husband?

Doctor! doctor! I think I need glasses,
I think you do mate because this isn't a doctors it's a fish and chip shop!

Where do lions get their clothes?

Why is the sand at the beach wet?

How does a skeleton call his friends?

Why does your sister jump up and down before taking her medicine?

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Boy: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!

Sarah and Simon were arguing over the breakfast table.
"You're so stupid," said Simon.
"That's enough" said their dad, "Simon, say sorry to Sarah.
Simon replied "I'm sorry you're so stupid!".

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