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What is better than God, poor people have it, rich people dont have it and if you eat it you will die? |
Who's there? Ada Ada who ? Ada lot for breakfast. Declan McKenna) |
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Anthony Speed) |
ITALY GOT HUNGRY ATE TURKEY SLIPPED ON GREECE BROKE CHINA WENT SHOPPING IN ICELAND AND GOT EATEN BY WALES (Submitted by Declan McKenna) |
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(Submitted by Elli) |
Who's there? Hurd. Hurd who? Hurd my hand, so couldn't knock knock |
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(Submitted by Maygen) |
A dashund, Hound dog and a bull dog was in a doggie bar. A good looking collie came in and said who ever can put liver and cheese in a sentance can have me! So the dashund said "I love Liver and Cheese" but the collie said not good enough. So the Hounddog said "I hate Liver and Cheese" but all she said was Not creative, So the bulldog said " Liver alone Cheese mine !!!!" |
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(Submitted by Sarah F) |
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(Submitted by Wesley T) |
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(Submitted by Ashlee Malloy) |
Lucy Claire Saunders) |
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Who's there? Bear Bear Who? Bear Bum |
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PATIENT:DOCTOR DOCTOR I FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF CURTAINS. (Submitted by Lisa Rouse) |
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who's there? BOO BOO WHO? OH YOU DIDN'T NEED TO CRY IT WAS ONLY A JOKE |
WHO'S THERE ? DISNEY DISNEY WHO? DISNEY MAKE SENCE |
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katie oconnor) |
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? |
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DO YOU THINK THE TWO FLIES SAID? CARA MAYNE) |
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