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There are 4 girls who are invited to a party. 1 girl says that "my husband has black hair so i will wear a black dress".The 2 girl says" my husband has blonde hair so i will wear a blonde dress [yellow] . The 3 one says that "my husband has brown hair so i will wear a brown dress". the last one says that"i will wear no clothes because my husband is bald!"

(Submitted Harleen Dawar)

What stars ware glasses?

 

(Submitted by stefan)

Why do bees hum?

 

(Submitted by Pearl P)

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

(Submitted by Pearl P)

What did the dentist say when his wife baked a cake?

(Submitted by jessica miles)

What do dentists call a astronaut's cavity?

 

(Submitted by Samantha)

Pupil: Sir,would you punish someone for something they didn't do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Pupil:Oh good, because I didn't do my homework.

(Submitted by Martin)

Teacher: What do you Get if you add 4,657 and 7,854, then Subtract 678 and divide the answer by 62?
Jenny:
 

(Submitted by Kimberly)

Where Do Cows Go On Their Holidays?

 

(Submitted by Sahir )

What does the easter rabbit say to children?


 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!

(Submitted by Hayley and Rose)

What has eyes but cannot see?

 

(Submitted by Laura)

What has teeth but cannot eat?

 

(Submitted by Laura)

WHAT DID THE SPACE MAN SAY WHEN HE SET FOOT ON A GIANT CHOCOLATE BAR?

 

(Submitted by Matt Williams)

knock knock
who's there?
willma
willma who?
willma pass the water over please?

(Submitted by Hannah )

What did the traffic light say to the car?

 

(Submitted by Kieran)

WHY DOES A GIRRAFE HAVE A LONG NECK?

 

(Submitted by Ellisha Solanki)

Were do wasps go when their ill?

 

(Submitted by Daisy)

Where do baby gorillas sleep?

 

(Submitted by Sam Gavin)

What did one wall say to the other wall?

 

(Submitted by Yar)

This guy went to school and he asked
"May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abc's."
The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
The teacher asked "Where's the p?
He replied, " running down my leg!"

(Submitted by Devon Speare )

 

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